I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you win again, gameday.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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