why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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