We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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