Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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