And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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