found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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