No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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