can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize