it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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