I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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