You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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