yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
