Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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