wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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