I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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