Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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