In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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