Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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