I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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