no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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