She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm just crazy horny about you
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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