If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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