Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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