Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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