none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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