I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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