Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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