Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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