Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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