Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.