I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.