Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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