my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.