Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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