Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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