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Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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