I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
