We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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