There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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