laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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