I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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