Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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