Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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