I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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