Will you blow on my dice?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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