using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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