He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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