look no pants
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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