In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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