I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Operation Purity has been aborted
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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