Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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