There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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