just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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