sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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