We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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