I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Bring me that man meat
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